dear current e-commerce site. you are stinky. and you are dumb. and i think i hate you.
dear new e-commerce site. i don't understand what you want from me. please speak in less technical ways so i do not have to keep harassing my poor web goddess.
calm the hell down. go stretch or walk or do some jumping jacks of glee. this is not a problem, everything will be shiny someday. soon.
your future self of next week