!rawr!stomp!rawr!

dear current e-commerce site. you are stinky. and you are dumb. and i think i hate you.

dear new e-commerce site. i don't understand what you want from me. please speak in less technical ways so i do not have to keep harassing my poor web goddess.

me

rawr!rawr!rawr!

dear me.

calm the hell down. go stretch orĀ  walk or do some jumping jacks of glee. this is not a problem, everything will be shiny someday. soon.

with love,

your future self of next week